...She's pretty cute...on mute

Many people have asked me what type of girls I like.. and frankly, I don't really have a type.
Why would I want to restrict myself on a certain type of girl? I know the kinds that I DON'T like. I like all types of girls... long hair, short hair, emo hair, fake hair..ok, maybe not so much the fake hair.. But you know what I mean. I think if a girl presents herself well, and has style, then that's a catcher. However.... This is a big HOWEVER, if a girl has style and looks after herself but has a brain of a goldfish. Then no thank you!
Nothing is worse than having a conversation with a girl who can not carry a conversation to save herself. I found myself unable to gain any form of energy when speaking to a girl that has no opinion of her own and thinks everything is "cool" and "awesome".

Getting to the point of the subject.. Have you ever stood in a club enjoying the music and all of a sudden.. you spot an incredibly gorgeous girl standing at the bar... you start wondering what you need to do to get her attention. Hesitation, nerves, afraid of rejection, excitement , all at once starts building up. You feel your palms getting clammy and you keep rubbing your pants to dry them up, you stand there looking as cool as you can, slowly moving towards the object of interest.. You move ever so closely to the point where her elbow is touching yours. To which you gather up as much courage as you can and you turn around and say "Hi! You are gorgeous, can I buy you a drink" to which she replies in the THICKEST Afrikaans accent ever and says "Ag ja, fanks so much hey!Ag ja no you is too sweet hey, I can  like a Hunterrrrs DDry please. Are you frrrrom Japan hey? Ja I hear they eat dogs" ... added to that, she has the squiffest teeth you have ever seen. Seriously?!!??!SERIOUSLY???!! Just because I'm Asian, you automatically think I eat dogs?!!??! And I suppose you would assume Japan only because you've discovered the existence of it due to the tsunami? What's worse is.. you don't even really want to continue with the conversation AND you still have to buy her a drink and smile and be polite. Ladies.. If your friends are awesome, they would come on over and create a drunken commotion and scoot you away from the ex-object of interest. AND THAT, is what I would call a girl that's cute on mute. It's kind of similar to a girl that looks pretty from far but far from pretty, but these girls that are cute on mute should just be kept quiet, and just sit there and look pretty instead of ruining my visions of them.

Perhaps many of you might think how superficial and pretentious I am, but lets be honest. The lesbian community IS shallow and sadly, girls are based on looks before given another chance. But some girls should seriously have zips on their mouths and only be there to make the club look pretty. They should never be taken seriously. Another lesson... Always, and I mean, ALWAYS have at least one awesome wingwoman.

Peace and Love <3